burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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amortizing:

2000: ugly  
2001: ugly  
2002: ugly  
2003: ugly  
2004: ugly  
2005: ugly  
2006: ugly  
2007: ugly  
2008: ugly  
2009: ugly  
2010: ugly  
2011: ugly  
2012: ugly  
2013: ugly 
2014: still ugly  

when are we going to get to the plot twist. 2015 or nah?

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